"Make the Pie Higher!"

Poem composed of actual quotes from George W. Bush.
[Collected on the Internet, 2002]

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over. This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses. Rarely is the question asked Is our children learning? Will the highways of the Internet become more few? How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me. I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity. I know that the human being and the fish can coexist. Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream. Put food on your family! Knock down the tollbooth! Vulcanize society! Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

COMPETENCE

Willingness to be accountable: Leaders are able to hear tough unpopular news, absorb it calmly, and immediately shift to creative discussions and solutions. After all, every organization needs a leader who at some point can say to the world: “The buck stops here.”

STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

Same old State of the Union

Mr. Speaker, Vice President Cheney, Members of Congress, Members of the Supreme Court and diplomatic corps, distinguished guests, and fellow citizens: Today our Nation lost a beloved, graceful, courageous woman who called America to its founding ideals and carried on a noble dream. Tonight we are comforted by the hope of a glad reunion with the husband who was taken from her so long ago, and we are grateful for the good life of Coretta Scott King. ENTIRE SPEECH

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IRAQ -- SOME COALITION MEMBERS NO LONGER WILLING TO OFFER TROOPS

Bulgaria and Ukraine have announced their intentions to withdraw their 1,250 troops by mid-December. Australia, Britain, Italy, Japan, Poland and South Korea are also considering troop reductions. "Their exodus would deal a blow to American efforts to prepare Iraqis to take over the most dangerous peacekeeping tasks and craft an eventual U.S. exit strategy." The number of coalition countries has been steadily shrinking from 37 at its peak to 27 "amid waning public support and rising violence on the ground." "The vibrations of unease from within the United States clearly have an impact on public opinion elsewhere," said Terence Taylor of the International Institute for Strategic Studies.